happy birthday chuck, and pass the xylometazoline hydrochloride

charles darwin, chuck to his friends, and a bearded freakIn the infinite immutable wisdom of millenia upon millenia the human body decided that an appropriate response to hostile viral takeover is to clog all available breathing passages with goo. It’s a good thing buildings don’t evolve, because if they did whenever there was a fire they’d automatically lock all the exits and cut the power. Happy birthday and thanks for nothing Darwin, you bearded freak.