top 5 signs you live in a failed state
Friday, April 24th, 20095. National holidays marred by injuries resulting from celebratory gunfire
4. Police academy successfully besieged by terrorists
3. The druglords who convinced your police force to leave town are routed by your army, whose troops also sell drugs
2. Your president appears at public events with a parrot on his shoulder
1. Your flag has an automatic weapon on it
